Post by JoeMama on Nov 16, 2003 1:04:19 GMT -5
Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved If you Substitute the Word Pants
1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We’ve got to be able to get some reading on the pants up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment sown to retrieve them. See to it personally commander.
5 These pants may not look much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time.
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls eye wamp rats in my pants back home.
11 Tk-421… Why aren’t you in your pants?
12 Lock the door, and hope they don’t have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought aboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gondar.
15 Luke… Help me take these… pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That things operational.
18 Don’t worry. Chewie and I have got into pants more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you’d like it better back in your pants your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your Sister!
21 Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop there pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
22 yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The empire have taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought
You Can Tell When You're A Redneck Jedi When.....
1. You use the force to cheat at fishing, bowling and long distance spitting.
2. More than half the droids you own don't function
3. The number of blasters you own exceeds your IQ
4. You wonder why Luke and Leia didn't get married
5. You use the carbon freezing chamber to store the 78 wampas that you shot on holiday in Hoth
6. You don't like wearing a jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket
7. Sand people back down from your mamma
8. You've used Jedi Mind control to talk your way out of being breathalysed
9. You've strangled people with the force because they "weren't from round these parts"
10. You built your outhouse over the salaac
11. You argued with a jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid
12. A wookie told you that you needed to shave
13. You've wrecked a number of land speeders whilst trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber
14. You don't think Ewoks are primitive
15. You've gone AT-AT tipping
16. Jabbas guards think you have personal hygene problems
17. You think your lightsaber is the ultimate bug zapper
18. The Rancor refused to eat you until you had a bath
19. You discovered that your greatest enemy is in fact your father who also happens to be your brother and uncle.
10 Lines Uttered By Yoda When Making Love
must be read in Yodas voice
10:- Ah Yodas little Friend you seek.
9:- Mmm put a shield on my sabre i must.
8:- Feel the force.
7:- Foreplay, Cuddling, A Jedi craves not these things.
6:- Down here I am. Get a ladder I must.
5:- Do me or do me not. There is no try!
4:- Early must i rise. Leave now you must
3:- Happens to every man sometimes this does.
2:- ow ow Ow gripping my ears too tight you are.
1:- Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi master
lol sum of the things r hard to understand on the first 1 but o well. lol. i searched for yoda on google to put in thug and i got my sig. thats where i got all ^ from too.
1 A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
2 You are unwise to lower your pants.
3 We’ve got to be able to get some reading on the pants up or down.
4 She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment sown to retrieve them. See to it personally commander.
5 These pants may not look much, kid, but they’ve got it where it counts.
6. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7 These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.
8 Han will have those pants down. We’ve got to give him more time.
9 General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10 I used to bulls eye wamp rats in my pants back home.
11 Tk-421… Why aren’t you in your pants?
12 Lock the door, and hope they don’t have pants.
13 Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul pants when I was brought aboard.
14 You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gondar.
15 Luke… Help me take these… pants off.
16 Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17 That blast came from those pants. That things operational.
18 Don’t worry. Chewie and I have got into pants more heavily guarded than this.
19 Maybe you’d like it better back in your pants your highness.
20 Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for your Sister!
21 Jabba doesn’t have time for smugglers who drop there pants at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser.
22 yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The empire have taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive
24 I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25 You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought
You Can Tell When You're A Redneck Jedi When.....
1. You use the force to cheat at fishing, bowling and long distance spitting.
2. More than half the droids you own don't function
3. The number of blasters you own exceeds your IQ
4. You wonder why Luke and Leia didn't get married
5. You use the carbon freezing chamber to store the 78 wampas that you shot on holiday in Hoth
6. You don't like wearing a jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket
7. Sand people back down from your mamma
8. You've used Jedi Mind control to talk your way out of being breathalysed
9. You've strangled people with the force because they "weren't from round these parts"
10. You built your outhouse over the salaac
11. You argued with a jawa over scavenging rights to a broken droid
12. A wookie told you that you needed to shave
13. You've wrecked a number of land speeders whilst trying to light a cigarette with your lightsaber
14. You don't think Ewoks are primitive
15. You've gone AT-AT tipping
16. Jabbas guards think you have personal hygene problems
17. You think your lightsaber is the ultimate bug zapper
18. The Rancor refused to eat you until you had a bath
19. You discovered that your greatest enemy is in fact your father who also happens to be your brother and uncle.
10 Lines Uttered By Yoda When Making Love
must be read in Yodas voice
10:- Ah Yodas little Friend you seek.
9:- Mmm put a shield on my sabre i must.
8:- Feel the force.
7:- Foreplay, Cuddling, A Jedi craves not these things.
6:- Down here I am. Get a ladder I must.
5:- Do me or do me not. There is no try!
4:- Early must i rise. Leave now you must
3:- Happens to every man sometimes this does.
2:- ow ow Ow gripping my ears too tight you are.
1:- Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi master
lol sum of the things r hard to understand on the first 1 but o well. lol. i searched for yoda on google to put in thug and i got my sig. thats where i got all ^ from too.