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Post by -wiz- on Nov 29, 2003 12:41:16 GMT -5
Scientific Philosophies
When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. Why Yawning Is Contagious: You yawn to equalize the pressure on your eardrums. This pressure change outside your eardrums unbalances other people's ear pressures, so they must yawn to even it out.
The earth may spin faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees may cause our planet to spin dangerously fast.
The reason hot-rod owners raise the backs of their cars is that it's easier to go faster when you're always going downhill.
The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."
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Post by -wiz- on Dec 21, 2003 11:38:24 GMT -5
bump
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Post by =BGOAT=Erik on Dec 22, 2003 23:12:28 GMT -5
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Post by joker on Dec 23, 2003 1:51:06 GMT -5
LMFAO the cat will hover
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Post by Glitcher on Dec 23, 2003 11:22:31 GMT -5
Lmao
last night i was watchin baseball on T.V and there was a billboard thet said Nobody Can Ever Beat The -Wiz-
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Post by =BGOAT=jack0ff on Dec 24, 2003 16:27:03 GMT -5
lol. wiz is sooo popular thats why they put that on the billboard!
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Post by -wiz- on Dec 26, 2003 14:24:01 GMT -5
oh I forgot to tell you guys.... I know some people that are in the sports industry and they love my site because there gamers also. so I asked them if they could do that for me and they said we will see what we can do. to bad I missed it. I would have posted it.
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Post by BLOOD4BLOOD on Jan 2, 2004 21:00:37 GMT -5
[glow=red,8,300]UMMMMM ok [/glow]
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