Post by -wiz- on Feb 6, 2004 12:22:53 GMT -5
I was driving down the road the other day and this just happened to pop in my mind cause I was so board.
signs.
Dead end... Now I see this sign all the time but one time I saw a dead end road that had a grave yard at the end of it which would make the sign true. but it didn't say dead end on the sign. it said road ends 626 feet ahead. I was like wtf. this sign should be on all the other "dead end" roads and the dead end sign should be here.
any type of animal crossing sign. WTF how do they know that deer are gonna cross the road the next 5 miles. I mean shit rabbits could cross the road and what about squirels. they cross the road all the time. you don't see there crossing signs. nope only deer and moose. so what happens when the deer start crossing further down the damned street. can I sue the city or town for not warning me. or maybe sue the deer for not crossing in it's designated area.
one way. no shit one way I can't go 2 ways at once.
do not enter. ok so lets say I am in a parking lot ready to leave. I see a do not enter sign. i go thru it anyways. cause technically I am not entering I am infact exiting the parking lot.
enter only. again like above if I am somewhere and I see this sign I can turn it around I am leaving the parking lot and entering the street.
they should re word those types of signs for smart asses like me.
wrong way. well what am I supposed to do go in reverse down these streets.
no parking. so if I pull up and sit in my car w/ the brakes on. thats technnically not parking cause my car is still in drive. i infact got away w/ this once. i told the guy look for yourself I am in drive w/ the brakes on. gave me a weird look and left.
no parking fire lane. hmmm well I did this also once but I was in park. the security guard came up and says. hey body... you can't park here it's a fire lane. I was like well I don't see a fire and I am sure if I did see a fire I would hear and see the fire trucks in plenty enough time to move. you think I wanna be in the middle of that shit. it didn't quite work.
speed limit 35. now thats my limit. so if I see this sign I can go 10 miles an hour if I want to. fuck no try it police will pull you over for impeding traffic.
I will think of more later.
signs.
Dead end... Now I see this sign all the time but one time I saw a dead end road that had a grave yard at the end of it which would make the sign true. but it didn't say dead end on the sign. it said road ends 626 feet ahead. I was like wtf. this sign should be on all the other "dead end" roads and the dead end sign should be here.
any type of animal crossing sign. WTF how do they know that deer are gonna cross the road the next 5 miles. I mean shit rabbits could cross the road and what about squirels. they cross the road all the time. you don't see there crossing signs. nope only deer and moose. so what happens when the deer start crossing further down the damned street. can I sue the city or town for not warning me. or maybe sue the deer for not crossing in it's designated area.
one way. no shit one way I can't go 2 ways at once.
do not enter. ok so lets say I am in a parking lot ready to leave. I see a do not enter sign. i go thru it anyways. cause technically I am not entering I am infact exiting the parking lot.
enter only. again like above if I am somewhere and I see this sign I can turn it around I am leaving the parking lot and entering the street.
they should re word those types of signs for smart asses like me.
wrong way. well what am I supposed to do go in reverse down these streets.
no parking. so if I pull up and sit in my car w/ the brakes on. thats technnically not parking cause my car is still in drive. i infact got away w/ this once. i told the guy look for yourself I am in drive w/ the brakes on. gave me a weird look and left.
no parking fire lane. hmmm well I did this also once but I was in park. the security guard came up and says. hey body... you can't park here it's a fire lane. I was like well I don't see a fire and I am sure if I did see a fire I would hear and see the fire trucks in plenty enough time to move. you think I wanna be in the middle of that shit. it didn't quite work.
speed limit 35. now thats my limit. so if I see this sign I can go 10 miles an hour if I want to. fuck no try it police will pull you over for impeding traffic.
I will think of more later.